Yes. You read that right.
Apparently these two little people believe they're "gangsta" now.
I hear you.
And just when you thought things couldn't get any weirder🤔
Let's just say that if the 1990's version of Master P, and Maggie Smith from Downton Abbey randomly decided to procreate, and then in one way or another, ended up with some kind of rosy cheeked, albino faced love child, who was then consistently coached by Vanilla Ice on how to speak "gangsta", then these sparsely hard core-ish diary entries, would be the embarassing archives of such an ASININE adventure.
And BELIEVE me.
I tried to explain to these boys that the fact that they're only ONE, have strawberry hair, and are as WHITE as the day is long, that they probably wouldn't be taken seriously as "gangsters", and that they're definitely NOT cool enough to spit "gangsta" flo (which...evidently, neither am I)
they just weren't having any of it.
I meant, NONE.
And yet, here we are.
What can I say?
One minute they're speaking British slang, impersonating Peppa the Pig, and challenging the European Union, and the next they're trying to speak gangster, while also aiming to maintain their newfound pirate status.
I'm just somewhere in the middle, trying to keep up.
Who am I to go and crush their 16 month old dreams of wanting to talk like gangsters?
The psychological repercussions of an abysmal decision such as this, could be CATASTROPHIC.
Just do your thing boys,
I ain't mad atcha😍🤘🏻
Aaand here they are...
Two tiny, super white wanna-be "gangsters", comin right atcha: